What's up my fellow genicons. Today I got promoted at my job, to sales. Starting next week, I'll be pulling in a lot of extra money in commision. I'm a star seller at my job already, I know what I'm talking about and I can explain things in simple terms, so everyone understands what I'm selling them. Plus I'm just so damn hot that they can't resist it when I say "would you like an extended warranty with that?".

Tonight was strange, I sat down outside to smoke, drink, and generally relax after a rough day, when I looked over at my neighbors house and saw her come out into her garage, fully naked. Apparently she likes to do the laundry in the nude. Oh well, I like to sing in the nude myself, so I won't judge her too quickly.

At the end of the year I'm moving out to Bakersfield, CA. I'll be doing working in the oil fields, extremely tough work, but I'll be making close to $5,000 a month, and with a full, brand new apartment with utilities included for $500 a month, I'll be on the way to a very well paying career. I plan on owning my own house in 2 years, as well as a brand new car and several nifty household toys that I can show off to all my friends that always have the latest and greatest.